Scott Dikkers Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life

1. A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends. You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

2. Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

3. Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

4. Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

5. Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day