1. Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
2. Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
3. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
4. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
5. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
