What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
Answer:- Pool.
What's a physicist's favorite snack?
Answer:- A "GRAM"-cracker.
What's a plumber's favorite song?
Answer:- "Singing in the Drain."
What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?
Answer:- A shadow.
What's something that's easy to see but hard to look at?
Answer:- The sun.
What's stronger than a boulder, but weaker than a flying insect?
Answer:- Gravity
What's the cheapest cut of meat?
Answer:- Deer balls. They're under a buck!
What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
Answer:- To cover cows.
What's the least number of chairs you would need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?
Answer:- Four. The four fathers could be grandfathers and are definitely sons already.
What's the most romantic part about the ocean?
Answer:- When the buoy meets gull.
What's the quickest way to make oil boil?
Answer:- Add the letter B.
What's the word inside the riddle?
Answer:- The iddl.
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
Answer:- A mountain with mountainears