When you stare at me u see a you in reverse. What am I?
Answer:- A mirror.
When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?
Answer:- I am the horizon.
Where can everyone sit on except you?
Answer:- Your lap.
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Answer:- In sundae school.
Where did pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
Answer:- On their feet.
Where do all unwanted shoes go?
Answer:- Boot camp.
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
Answer:- At parking meteors
Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?
Answer:- To day scare!
Where do butterflies sleep?
Answer:- On Caterpillows!
Where do coal diggers play baseball?
Answer:- The minor (miner) leages.
Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?
Answer:- To ghost towns.
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer:- Up their sleevies!
Where do horses live?
Answer:- In a NEIGHborhood.
Where do penguins keep their money?
Answer:- In a snow bank!