Where did pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
Answer:- On their feet.
Where do all unwanted shoes go?
Answer:- Boot camp.
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
Answer:- At parking meteors
Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?
Answer:- To day scare!
Where do butterflies sleep?
Answer:- On Caterpillows!
Where do coal diggers play baseball?
Answer:- The minor (miner) leages.
Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?
Answer:- To ghost towns.
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer:- Up their sleevies!
Where do horses live?
Answer:- In a NEIGHborhood.
Where do penguins keep their money?
Answer:- In a snow bank!
Where do rivers sleep?
Answer:- In river beds.
Where do sailors take their baths?
Answer:- In a tubmarine.
Where do sheep get a hair cut?
Answer:- The baa-baa shop!
Where do TVs go on vacation?
Answer:- To remote places.