Where do TVs go on vacation?
Answer:- To remote places.
Where do wolves stay on vacation?
Answer:- At a howliday inn.
Where does a rabbit go for a shampoo?
Answer:- To a hare-dresser.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
Answer:- In a snow bank.
Where is the AD before BC, tomorrow before yesterday, and the eight is first?
Answer:- In a dictionary.
Where is there no south, west, nor east, and weather is not fit for man or beast?
Answer:- The South Pole.
Where on Earth do the winds always blow from the South?
Answer:- The North Pole.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer:- At the bottom.
Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
Answer:- The one that doesn't work is best. It will always be correct twice a day, but the one that loses a minute a day will not be correct again for 720 days (losing 720 minutes or 12 hours).
Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?
Answer:- The sun, it rises every morning.
Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
Answer:- By going from one spot to another.
Which of the seven dwarfs never speaks?
Answer:- Dopey.
Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?
Answer:- The goblin.