Which of the seven dwarfs never speaks?
Answer:- Dopey.
Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?
Answer:- The goblin.
While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?
Answer:- Just one, me.
While playing with a metal washer shaped like a ring, Dave accidently pushed it on his finger too far and couldn't get it off. Trying to remove it using soap and water didn't work. The hospital sent him to a service station thinking they could cut the metal. Since the ring was made with a specially hardened steel, it couldn't be cut. Just then Bob arrived on the scene and suggested an easy way to remove the washer in just a few minutes. What was his solution?
Answer:- Bob suggested that Dave hold his finger in the air while someone wound a piece of string tightly around his finger just above the metal ring. The string forced the swelling down. As they unwounded the string from the end nearest the ring, someone else slid the ring up. They continued winding and unwinding the string until the ring could be easily removed.
White bird, featherless, flyin' out o' paradise, flyin' over sea and land, dyin' in my hand. What is it?
Answer:- A snowflake!
Who can shave three times a day and still grow a beard?
Answer:- A barber, He could shave other men three times a day and still grow his own beard.
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Answer:- Witch-hikers.
Who has red bumps and is the fastest gun in the west?
Answer:- Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry.
Who is the meanest goat in the west?
Answer:- Billy the Kid.
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
Answer:- A Coffin.
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Answer:- Messy James.
Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?
Answer:- San Andreas fault.
Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Answer:- Because there are more of them!
Why are artist no good in sports matches?
Answer:- Because they keep drawing.