Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
Answer:- A Coffin.
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Answer:- Messy James.
Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?
Answer:- San Andreas fault.
Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Answer:- Because there are more of them!
Why are artist no good in sports matches?
Answer:- Because they keep drawing.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Answer:- It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer:- Because they can handle the seas!
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer:- Because they dropped out of school!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Answer:- Because they are stuffed.
Why are two heads better than one?
Answer:- They are four-sighted (fore-sighted).
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Answer:- Because it goes against his stomach.
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Answer:- Because he always gets lost at sea!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer:- Because it got stuck in the crack.
Why can't the world ever come to an end?
Answer:- Because it's round.