Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Answer:- Because they are stuffed.
Why are two heads better than one?
Answer:- They are four-sighted (fore-sighted).
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Answer:- Because it goes against his stomach.
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Answer:- Because he always gets lost at sea!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer:- Because it got stuck in the crack.
Why can't the world ever come to an end?
Answer:- Because it's round.
Why can't you trust the law of gravity?
Answer:- Because it will always let you down.
Why couldn't the church steeple keep a secret?
Answer:- Because the bell always tolled.
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Answer:- Because he was standing on the deck.
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Answer:- Because Noah sat on the deck.
Why did Cleopatra need a psychiatrist?
Answer:- She was the queen of De-Nile!
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer:- He bolted down his food.
Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?
Answer:- Because his wife was a total flake.
Why did it rain Pennies?
Answer:- Because there was a change in the weather.