Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer:- He bolted down his food.
Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?
Answer:- Because his wife was a total flake.
Why did it rain Pennies?
Answer:- Because there was a change in the weather.
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
Answer:- So no one could corner him!
Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer:- He was always monkeying around in class.
Why did Mama Duck scold her goslings?
Answer:- For eating quackers in bed.
Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?
Answer:- To prevent son-burn.
Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Answer:- Because he was a boar.
Why did outlaws sleep on the ground after robbing a bank?
Answer:- They wanted to lie low.
Why did Silly Billy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Answer:- He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed?
Answer:- So he could crash.
Why did Silly Billy's mom write TGIF on his slippers?
Answer:- For "Toes Go In First."
Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
Answer:- Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.
Why did the belt go to jail?
Answer:- For holding up a pair of pants.