Why did Silly Billy's mom write TGIF on his slippers?
Answer:- For "Toes Go In First."
Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
Answer:- Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.
Why did the belt go to jail?
Answer:- For holding up a pair of pants.
Why did the bicycle never cross the finish line?
Answer:- He was two-tired.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Answer:- Because it was soda pressing.
Why did the clock get arrested?
Answer:- Because it struck twelve.
Why did the clock get sick?
Answer:- It was run down.
Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
Answer:- It felt crummy.
Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
Answer:- She wasn't in the moo-d.
Why did the creators of smore's name it that?
Answer:- Because after you eat one you want some -more.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
Answer:- It was guilty as charged.
Why did the developer go broke?
Answer:- Because he used up all his cache.
Why did the doctor switch jobs?
Answer:- He lost his patients
Why did the duck get fired from his Easter job?
Answer:- He kept quacking the eggs.