Why did the clock get arrested?
Answer:- Because it struck twelve.
Why did the clock get sick?
Answer:- It was run down.
Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
Answer:- It felt crummy.
Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
Answer:- She wasn't in the moo-d.
Why did the creators of smore's name it that?
Answer:- Because after you eat one you want some -more.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
Answer:- It was guilty as charged.
Why did the developer go broke?
Answer:- Because he used up all his cache.
Why did the doctor switch jobs?
Answer:- He lost his patients
Why did the duck get fired from his Easter job?
Answer:- He kept quacking the eggs.
Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
Answer:- He did not have a current haunting license.
Why did the ghost cry?
Answer:- He had a booboo.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
Answer:- To keep his wigwam.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer:- Because he wants to go to High school
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Answer:- Because it ran out of Juice.