Why did the ghost cry?
Answer:- He had a booboo.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
Answer:- To keep his wigwam.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer:- Because he wants to go to High school
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Answer:- Because it ran out of Juice.
Why did the pony cough?
Answer:- He was a little horse!
Why did the radish turn red?
Answer:- It saw the salad dressing.
Why did the scientist put a knocker on his door?
Answer:- Because he wanted the No-bell Prize.
Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?
Answer:- It used fowl language
Why did the sheriff go to the barbeque?
Answer:- He heard it was a place to have a steak out.
Why did the sherriff arrest the cook?
Answer:- Because he was beating the eggs.
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Answer:- It's towel fell off.
Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?
Answer:- Because he was a great web designer.
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Answer:- It couldn't take the pressure anymore?
Why did the toilet paper roll roll down the hill?
Answer:- To get to the bottom.