Why did the radish turn red?
Answer:- It saw the salad dressing.
Why did the scientist put a knocker on his door?
Answer:- Because he wanted the No-bell Prize.
Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?
Answer:- It used fowl language
Why did the sheriff go to the barbeque?
Answer:- He heard it was a place to have a steak out.
Why did the sherriff arrest the cook?
Answer:- Because he was beating the eggs.
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Answer:- It's towel fell off.
Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?
Answer:- Because he was a great web designer.
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Answer:- It couldn't take the pressure anymore?
Why did the toilet paper roll roll down the hill?
Answer:- To get to the bottom.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Answer:- Because he could not find a date!
Why didn't Mr. Tomato win the race?
Answer:- He couldn't ketchup. (He couldn't catch up)
Why didn't the 11 year old enter the pirate movie?
Answer:- It was rated "ARR".
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Answer:- Beacause it was a moth ball.
Why didn't the car feel well?
Answer:- It had gas.