Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?
Answer:- To prevent son-burn.
Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Answer:- Because he was a boar.
Why did outlaws sleep on the ground after robbing a bank?
Answer:- They wanted to lie low.
Why did Silly Billy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Answer:- He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed?
Answer:- So he could crash.
Why did Silly Billy's mom write TGIF on his slippers?
Answer:- For "Toes Go In First."
Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
Answer:- Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.
Why did the belt go to jail?
Answer:- For holding up a pair of pants.
Why did the bicycle never cross the finish line?
Answer:- He was two-tired.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Answer:- Because it was soda pressing.
Why did the clock get arrested?
Answer:- Because it struck twelve.
Why did the clock get sick?
Answer:- It was run down.
Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
Answer:- It felt crummy.
Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
Answer:- She wasn't in the moo-d.