Who is the meanest goat in the west?
Answer:- Billy the Kid.
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
Answer:- A Coffin.
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Answer:- Messy James.
Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?
Answer:- San Andreas fault.
Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Answer:- Because there are more of them!
Why are artist no good in sports matches?
Answer:- Because they keep drawing.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Answer:- It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer:- Because they can handle the seas!
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer:- Because they dropped out of school!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Answer:- Because they are stuffed.
Why are two heads better than one?
Answer:- They are four-sighted (fore-sighted).
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Answer:- Because it goes against his stomach.
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Answer:- Because he always gets lost at sea!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer:- Because it got stuck in the crack.