Where is the AD before BC, tomorrow before yesterday, and the eight is first?
Answer:- In a dictionary.
Where is there no south, west, nor east, and weather is not fit for man or beast?
Answer:- The South Pole.
Where on Earth do the winds always blow from the South?
Answer:- The North Pole.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer:- At the bottom.
Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
Answer:- The one that doesn't work is best. It will always be correct twice a day, but the one that loses a minute a day will not be correct again for 720 days (losing 720 minutes or 12 hours).
Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?
Answer:- The sun, it rises every morning.
Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
Answer:- By going from one spot to another.
Which of the seven dwarfs never speaks?
Answer:- Dopey.
Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?
Answer:- The goblin.
While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?
Answer:- Just one, me.
While playing with a metal washer shaped like a ring, Dave accidently pushed it on his finger too far and couldn't get it off. Trying to remove it using soap and water didn't work. The hospital sent him to a service station thinking they could cut the metal. Since the ring was made with a specially hardened steel, it couldn't be cut. Just then Bob arrived on the scene and suggested an easy way to remove the washer in just a few minutes. What was his solution?
Answer:- Bob suggested that Dave hold his finger in the air while someone wound a piece of string tightly around his finger just above the metal ring. The string forced the swelling down. As they unwounded the string from the end nearest the ring, someone else slid the ring up. They continued winding and unwinding the string until the ring could be easily removed.
White bird, featherless, flyin' out o' paradise, flyin' over sea and land, dyin' in my hand. What is it?
Answer:- A snowflake!
Who can shave three times a day and still grow a beard?
Answer:- A barber, He could shave other men three times a day and still grow his own beard.
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Answer:- Witch-hikers.