Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells?
Answer:- So you toot-'n'-come-in.
Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store?
Answer:- Because They don't have Windows.
Why do witches buy magazines?
Answer:- They like to read the horrorscopes.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Answer:- Because, if it had four it would be a sedan.
Why does a dragon sleep all day?
Answer:- So it can hunt knights!
Why doesn't Suzy's Husband gamble anymore?
Answer:- Casinos better!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer:- Because they taste funny.
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Answer:- Because they hit fowl balls.
Why don't cows have money?
Answer:- Because the farmer milks them dry.
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Answer:- Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
Why is a bad pin like a broken lead pencil?
Answer:- Because it has no point.
Why is a farm-yard like a hotel?
Answer:- It is generally patronized by gobblers.
Why is a gooseberry pie like counterfeit money?
Answer:- Because it is not currant (current).
Why is a man with wooden legs like one who has an even bargain?
Answer:- Because he has nothing to boot.