Why does a dragon sleep all day?
Answer:- So it can hunt knights!
Why doesn't Suzy's Husband gamble anymore?
Answer:- Casinos better!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer:- Because they taste funny.
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Answer:- Because they hit fowl balls.
Why don't cows have money?
Answer:- Because the farmer milks them dry.
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Answer:- Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
Why is a bad pin like a broken lead pencil?
Answer:- Because it has no point.
Why is a farm-yard like a hotel?
Answer:- It is generally patronized by gobblers.
Why is a gooseberry pie like counterfeit money?
Answer:- Because it is not currant (current).
Why is a man with wooden legs like one who has an even bargain?
Answer:- Because he has nothing to boot.
Why is a parish bell like a good story?
Answer:- Because it is often tolled (told).
Why is a rose-bud like a promissory note?
Answer:- It matures by falling dew.
Why is France like a skeleton?
Answer:- Because only the bony part is left.
This is a play on words referring to Napoleon Bonaparte who played a key role in the 1789 French Revolution and was the first Emporer of France from 1804-15.
Why is green grass like a mouse?
Answer:- Green grass is like a mouse, because the cattle eat it (cat’ll eat it).