Why is green grass like a mouse?
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Green grass is like a mouse, because the cattle eat it (cat’ll eat it).
Why is the baseball field hot after a game?
Answer:- All the fans left.
Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?
Answer:- It lacks atmosphere.
Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?
Answer:- Bear-itones.
Why should a doctor never be seasick?
Answer:- Because he is accustomed to see (sea) sickness.
Why should doctors attend to window-sashes?
Answer:- Because they have so many panes (pains).
Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
Answer:- It has a spring in it
Why was Miss Cow sad?
Answer:- Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!
Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?
Answer:- Because he kept using fowl language.
Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Answer:- It was a little chicken!
Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
Answer:- She felt like he took her for granite.
Why was the ocean arrested?
Answer:- Because it beat upon the shore.
Why was the student's homework in his father's handwriting?
Answer:- Because the student borrowed his pen.
Why were outlaws the strongest men in the Old West?
Answer:- They could hold up trains.
Why were the clothespins arrested?
Answer:- For holding up a pair of pants.