What is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?
Answer:- Void
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Answer:- Thunderwear.
What kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Answer:- Acorn.
When I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?
Answer:- Your own reflection in the mirror.
When you do know me about me, them I am definitely something. You will always search for me. But when you know me, I am nothing. Who am I?
Answer:- I'm a Riddle.
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Answer:- They weigh the same amount.
While mixing sand, gravel, and cement for the foundation of a house, a worker noticed a small bird hopping along the top of the foundation wall. The bird misjudged a hop and fell down one of the holes between the blocks. The bird was down too far for anyone to reach it and the hole was too small for it to fly out of. Someone suggested using two sticks to reach down into the hole and pull the bird out, but this idea was rejected for fear it would injure the fragile bird. What would be the easiest way to get the bird out of the hole without injuring it?
Answer:- Since they had plenty of sand available, they could pour a little at a time into the hole. The bird would constantly keep shifting its position so that it stood on the rising sand.
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
Answer:- The baby, because he is a little bigger.
Why are manhole covers round? Do manhole covers really need to be circular?
Answer:- Manhole covers are round so that they won't fall through the hole into the sewer below them. No matter how you turn the cover, you won't be able to push the cover through the hole.
However, if you were to have square manhole covers, you would be able to rotate the cover such that one of the edges of the square cover is lined up with the diagonal line of the square hole, which would allow the cover to fall through, causing countless problems that the general public would rather avoid.
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Answer:- Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
Why don't tigers like fast food?
Answer:- Because they can't catch it!
You always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
Answer:- A tennis ball.
