A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?
Answer:- white
A house with two occupants, sometimes one, rarely three. Break the walls, eat the borders, then throw away me. What am I?
Answer:- peanut
A job that involves sitting in a highchair, wearing a black gown and smacking things with a mallet
Answer:- judge
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Answer:- Because it was yellow.
A long snake that smokes. What am I?
Answer:- train
A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Answer:- Because a toilet seat was up.
A man eats dinner, goes up to his bedroom, turns off the lights, and goes to sleep. In the morning, he wakes up and looks outside. Horrified at what he sees, he hurls himself out his window to his death.
Why does he do this?
Answer:- The man was a lighthouse operator. He wasn't supposed to turn off his lights. When he wakes up in the morning, he sees a giant ship that has crashed into the land, causing much catastrophe. Unable to go on, he decides to take his own life.