What is the most useful instrument in a mathematics teacher's tool kit?
Answer:- Multi-pilers!
What do you call two math friends?
Answer:- Algebros
When you need me, you throw me away. But when you're done with me, you bring me back. What am I?
Answer:- An anchor.
What is the one thing everyone can agree is between heaven and earth?
Answer:- The word “and”
An electric train is headed east. Where does the smoke go?
Answer:- Electric trains don't produce any smoke
Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
Answer:- Grandpa's bald!
It rings, but it is not a telephone; it never asks any questions but still gets answered; the more they press it, the more it rings. What is it?
Answer:- Doorbell
It comes in many shapes and sizes, in different colors, it can float if you don’t tie it back. What is it?
Answer:- Balloon
It is always arriving but never really arrives. What is it?
Answer:- Tomorrow