How do shells get around in the ocean?
Answer:- A taxi crab.
How do dog catchers get paid?
Answer:- By the pound.
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries, and minutes but not in decades, years, or days?
Answer:- The letter N.
What has legs but cannot walk?
Answer:- A chair
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Answer:- Snow.
I have wings, I am able to fly, I'm not a bird yet I soar high in the sky.?
Answer:- An airplane.
What do you call a chihuahua in the summer?
Answer:- A hot dog!
What runs but never gets tired?
Answer:- A water faucet.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Answer:- Because when you find it, you stop looking!
One night, a king and a queen went into a castle. There was nobody in the castle, and no one came out of the castle. In the morning, three people came out of the castle. Who were they?
Answer:- The knight (night), the king, and the queen!