If you are cold where do you go to become hot?
Answer:- To the corner because it is 90 degrees.
If you are in Europe and one of your feet is in Germany while the other is in Belgium, then what country would you really be in?
Answer:- The Nether-lands
If you are to keep it, you must first give it to me. What is it?
Answer:- A promise
If you are unsure how to use one then just ask a flight attendant.
Answer:- seat belt
If you can purchase 8 eggs for 26 cents, how many can you buy for a cent and a quarter?
Answer:- Eight
If you can spot one of these eastern warriors, it means they're not doing their job right.
Answer:- ninja
If you had five mangoes and two bananas in one hand and two mangoes and four bananas in the other hand, what would you have?
Answer:- Very large hands.
If you held me for too long, you would die. What am I?
Answer:- breath
If you look you cannot see me. And if you see me you cannot see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal. What am I?
Answer:- Your Imagination