How can you tell when an Irish person is in a good mood?
Answer:- They are Dublin over with laughter
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Answer:- Because they're always a little short.
How did the Irish Jig get started?
Answer:- Too much whiskey and not enough restrooms!
What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
Answer:- The Halfback of Notre Dame!
What did the leprechaun say to the elf?
Answer:- How's the weather up there?
What comes next 23 45 89 177?
Answer:- 353, each time you double the number then take 1 away.
Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty.
Where is the third man?
Answer:- The third man is in a wheelchair so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.
I go to school with no pen and return home with a pen.
What am i?
Answer:- Teacher who went to school on Teacher’s Day.
Why is it dangerous to put the letter ''M'' into the refrigerator?
Answer:- Cold Fact
It starts with f and ends with k, is a four letter word and in absence of this you use your hand.
What word is?
Answer:- Fork.
A truck drove to a village and met 4 cars.
How many vehicles were going to the village?
Answer:- 1, only the truck. The cars were going in the opposite direction.
How many dead people are in the graveyard?
Answer:- How many dead people are in the graveyard?
A number of children are standing in a circle. They are evenly spaced and the 7th child is directly opposite the 18th child. How many children are there altogether?
Answer:- 22; in half of the circle there are 11 children because 18-7=11. Multiply 11x2=22!
On a 12-hour digital clock, what is the smallest interval between two times that are palindromic (can be read forwards and backwards as the same number)?
Answer:- The interval is two minutes, between the times of 9:59 and 10:01.