What did zero say to eight?
Answer:- Nice belt
What dish consists of tortilla chips smothered in cheese?
Answer:- nachos
What divides by uniting and by dividing?
Answer:- scissors
What do birds say when they fly home?
Answer:- Ah.... Home Tweet Home
What do call a dinosaur without gold?
Answer:- A dinosr.
What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
Answer:- They're both perfectly safe until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What do cows tell each other at bedtime?
Answer:- Dairy tales.
What do Delhi, Mexico, Guinea, Castle, Jersey and Foundland have in common?
Answer:- They all have a new version
What do elfs learn in school?
Answer:- The elf-abet!
What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
Answer:- French Flies
What do geese, waterfowl and ducks have for breakfast?
Answer:- Quacker oats
What do grateful, thankful, wonderful and joyful have all in common?
Answer:- They are all stuffed
What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
Answer:- Brrrritos