What do women and google have in common?
SEE ANSWER
They don't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?
Answer:- Rain
What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?
Answer:- Lemonaid.
What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
Answer:- They're, there, their.
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
Answer:- He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Answer:- Nothing, it just shuts up.
What does an old tan broken down house wear outside?
Answer:- tan coat
What does Mexican food do in the beach?
Answer:- They burri-toes in the sand.
What does someone else have to take before you can get?
Answer:- photograph
What does Warren Buffet love and look forward to the most about Christmas?
Answer:- The stock-ings
What dresses for summer and sheds in the winter?
Answer:- tree