What is it something that you always have but you always leave behind?
Answer:- fingerprints
What is lengthened by being cut at both ends?
Answer:- ditch
What is light enough to float but will stay in a pack and may save your life if its on your back?
Answer:- parachute
What is lighter than what it is made of?
Answer:- ice
What is Mozart doing right now?
Answer:- Decomposing!
What is Mrs. Right’s first name?
Answer:- Always
What is never used unless it's in a tight place?
Answer:- cork
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
Answer:- Donald Trump riding a merry-go-round
What is red, bloody and smells like an orange?
Answer:- A blood orange