What’s fluffy, cute, huggable and goes up and down?
Answer:- A shih-tzu in an elevator
What’s full of holes but still holds water?
Answer:- A sponge.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer:- A carrot
What’s strong forever, Never broken. Forged from fire, But never smoking. It’s true value, Not a must. Man for man, We kill in lust. What am I?
Answer:- Diamond
When a doctor hits you with a hammer he is testing this
Answer:- reflex
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
Answer:- He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
Answer:- When it become french fires.
When does an Irish potato change its nationality?
Answer:- When it becomes French fries
When I live I cry, If you don't kill me I'll die.
Answer:- candle
When I point up, it’s bright. When I point down, it’s dark. What am I?
Answer:- Light Switch
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
Answer:- clock
When I type I tap these on the keys
Answer:- fingertips