When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
Answer:- He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
Answer:- When it become french fires.
When does an Irish potato change its nationality?
Answer:- When it becomes French fries
When I live I cry, If you don't kill me I'll die.
Answer:- candle
When I point up, it’s bright. When I point down, it’s dark. What am I?
Answer:- Light Switch
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
Answer:- clock
When I type I tap these on the keys
Answer:- fingertips
When I'm metal or wood, I help you get home. When I'm flesh and I'm blood. In the darkness I roam.
Answer:- bat
When I’m first said, I’m quite mysterious, but when I’m explained, I’m nothing serious. What am I?
Answer:- A Riddle!
When is a car not a car?
Answer:- When it turns into a driveway!
When is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
Answer:- When she's your mother.