When is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
Answer:- When she's your mother.
When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
Answer:- Birthday candles
When it's dirty this should never be aired in public.
Answer:- laundry
When kings, queens, knights and bishops go to war?
Answer:- Chess Game
When life gives you these, make a refreshing beverage.
Answer:- Lemon
When the creeper passes, all the grass kneels
Answer:- plow
When your undies attack you.
Answer:- wedgie
Where did Bill Clinton and all the married men who are cheating to their wives take their mistresses shopping?
Answer:- At Victoria’s secret