When is a car not a car?
Answer:- When it turns into a driveway!
When is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
Answer:- When she's your mother.
When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
Answer:- Birthday candles
When it's dirty this should never be aired in public.
Answer:- laundry
When kings, queens, knights and bishops go to war?
Answer:- Chess Game
When life gives you these, make a refreshing beverage.
Answer:- Lemon
When the creeper passes, all the grass kneels
Answer:- plow
When your undies attack you.
Answer:- wedgie