Who cleans the ocean?
Answer:- Mer-maids!
Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?
Answer:- The rust
Who plays when he works and works when he plays?
Answer:- actor
Who won the skeleton fitness contest?
Answer:- Nobody
Who works when he plays and plays when he works?
Answer:- musician
Whoever made me don’t want me. Whoever bought me don’t need me. Whoever use me don’t know me. What am I?
Answer:- Coffin
Whoever makes me, tells me not. Whoever takes me, knows me not. Whoever knows me, wants me not. What am I?
Answer:- Counterfeit money.
Why are foot injuries so serious?
Answer:- ... because they take so long to heel.
Why are football stadiums so cool?
Answer:- Because every seat has a fan in it.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?
Answer:- They are key workers
Why are mountains funny?
Answer:- Because they're hill areas
Why aren't Koalas actual bears?
Answer:- They don't meet the koalafications.
Why can’t you trust the law of gravity?
Answer:- Why can’t you trust the law of gravity?