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Why are foot injuries so serious?
Answer:- ... because they take so long to heel.
Why are football stadiums so cool?
Answer:- Because every seat has a fan in it.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?
Answer:- They are key workers
Why are mountains funny?
Answer:- Because they're hill areas
Why aren't Koalas actual bears?
Answer:- They don't meet the koalafications.
Why can’t you trust the law of gravity?
Answer:- Why can’t you trust the law of gravity?
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Answer:- Because it would be a foot!
Why couldn’t you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Answer:- Because it's extinct
Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
Answer:- He couldn’t resistor.
Why did the bread, muffin, cookie and graham crackers go to see a doctor?
Answer:- Because they were all feeling crummy
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Answer:- It was mugged!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Answer:- He was dead.
Why did the smart phone need glasses?
Answer:- Because it lost all of its contacts.
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
Answer:- Because all the fans left.