Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
Answer:- Because all the fans left.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Answer:- He did not have the guts
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Answer:- Because there is no pressure.
Why do all kids want to be astronauts?
Answer:- Because there is no pressure.
Why do cats make good soldiers?
Answer:- BECAUSE THEY HAVE 9 LIVES
Why do communists write everything in lower case?
Answer:- Because they hate capitalism
Why do most married men die before their wives?
Answer:- Because they want to.
Why do plants hate math?
Answer:- It gives them square roots
Why do programmers like dark mode?
Answer:- Because light attracts bugs
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Answer:- Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Why do the circle and oval only date shapes that are the same as themselves?
Answer:- Because they are not straight
Why do we always feel like we can’t live without our phone, almost to the point that it seems as if it is a part of our very cells themselves?
Answer:- Because it’s a cellular phone
Why does Jupiter fart so much?
Answer:- Because it’s a giant gas planet.
Why does Peter pan always fly?
Answer:- Because he neverlands!