Why does Peter pan always fly?
Answer:- Because he neverlands!
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Answer:- Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
Why doesn't anyone make belts of watches?
Answer:- Because it is a "waist" of time!
Why doesn't the Pope like trigonometry?
Answer:- It has a lot of sin
Why don't African animals play games?
Answer:- There are too many cheetahs!
Why don't English rugby players get vaccinated before touring?
Answer:- They never catch anything.
Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?
Answer:- They’d crack each other up!
Why don’t famous actors and actresses sweat?
Answer:- Because they have so many fans
Why don’t vampires go to barbecues?
Answer:- They don’t like steak.
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Answer:- Because she is always running away from the ball
Why is dark spelled with a “K” and not a “C”?
Answer:- Because you can’t “C” in the dark.
Why is Ireland the biggest country in the world?
Answer:- Because it keeps Dublin.
Why is Kim Jong Un so cruel?
Answer:- Because he doesn't have a Seoul.
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
Answer:- They might pikachu (Peek at u)