Why don't African animals play games?
Answer:- There are too many cheetahs!
Why don't English rugby players get vaccinated before touring?
Answer:- They never catch anything.
Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?
Answer:- They’d crack each other up!
Why don’t famous actors and actresses sweat?
Answer:- Because they have so many fans
Why don’t vampires go to barbecues?
Answer:- They don’t like steak.
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Answer:- Because she is always running away from the ball
Why is dark spelled with a “K” and not a “C”?
Answer:- Because you can’t “C” in the dark.
Why is Ireland the biggest country in the world?
Answer:- Because it keeps Dublin.
Why is Kim Jong Un so cruel?
Answer:- Because he doesn't have a Seoul.
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
Answer:- They might pikachu (Peek at u)
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
Answer:- Because it was a cheetah!
Why was the cook arrested?
Answer:- He was caught beating an egg.
Why was the leader of al-qaeda moody, frustrated, angry and easily annoyed?
Answer:- Because he has not Bin-laid-en a long time
Why was the math book always so depressed?
Answer:- Because it had so many unsolved problem