Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
SEE ANSWER
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Why do the circle and oval only date shapes that are the same as themselves?
Answer:- Because they are not straight
Why do we always feel like we can’t live without our phone, almost to the point that it seems as if it is a part of our very cells themselves?
Answer:- Because it’s a cellular phone
Why does Jupiter fart so much?
Answer:- Because it’s a giant gas planet.
Why does Peter pan always fly?
Answer:- Because he neverlands!
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Answer:- Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
Why doesn't anyone make belts of watches?
Answer:- Because it is a "waist" of time!
Why doesn't the Pope like trigonometry?
Answer:- It has a lot of sin
Why don't African animals play games?
Answer:- There are too many cheetahs!
Why don't English rugby players get vaccinated before touring?
Answer:- They never catch anything.
Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?
Answer:- They’d crack each other up!
Why don’t famous actors and actresses sweat?
Answer:- Because they have so many fans
Why don’t vampires go to barbecues?
Answer:- They don’t like steak.
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Answer:- Because she is always running away from the ball
Why is dark spelled with a “K” and not a “C”?
Answer:- Because you can’t “C” in the dark.