Why do most married men die before their wives?
Answer:- Because they want to.
Why do plants hate math?
Answer:- It gives them square roots
Why do programmers like dark mode?
Answer:- Because light attracts bugs
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Answer:- Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Why do the circle and oval only date shapes that are the same as themselves?
Answer:- Because they are not straight
Why do we always feel like we can’t live without our phone, almost to the point that it seems as if it is a part of our very cells themselves?
Answer:- Because it’s a cellular phone
Why does Jupiter fart so much?
Answer:- Because it’s a giant gas planet.
Why does Peter pan always fly?
Answer:- Because he neverlands!
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Answer:- Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
Why doesn't anyone make belts of watches?
Answer:- Because it is a "waist" of time!
Why doesn't the Pope like trigonometry?
Answer:- It has a lot of sin
Why don't African animals play games?
Answer:- There are too many cheetahs!
Why don't English rugby players get vaccinated before touring?
Answer:- They never catch anything.
Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?
Answer:- They’d crack each other up!