Why couldn’t you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Answer:- Because it's extinct
Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
Answer:- He couldn’t resistor.
Why did the bread, muffin, cookie and graham crackers go to see a doctor?
Answer:- Because they were all feeling crummy
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Answer:- It was mugged!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Answer:- He was dead.
Why did the smart phone need glasses?
Answer:- Because it lost all of its contacts.
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
Answer:- Because all the fans left.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Answer:- He did not have the guts
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Answer:- Because there is no pressure.
Why do all kids want to be astronauts?
Answer:- Because there is no pressure.
Why do cats make good soldiers?
Answer:- BECAUSE THEY HAVE 9 LIVES
Why do communists write everything in lower case?
Answer:- Because they hate capitalism
Why do most married men die before their wives?
Answer:- Because they want to.
Why do plants hate math?
Answer:- It gives them square roots