How do you hold a bat?
Answer:- Upside down by it's feet.
How do you spot a modern spider?
Answer:- She has a Web Site.
How does a river flood?
Answer:- When it gets to big for its bridges.
How does a robot shave?
Answer:- With a laser blade.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Answer:- Hebrews it.
How does NASA throw a party?
Answer:- They planet.
How does the Best Man put his kids to bed?
Answer:- He tux them in.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Answer:- E-clipse it!
How does Yoda shave?
Answer:- With a laser-blade.
How far is it from March to June?
Answer:- A single spring.
How high would you have to count before you would use the letter A in the English language spelling of a whole number?
Answer:- One thousand.
How is an escaping prisoner like an airplane pilot?
Answer:- Both want safe flights.
How many birth days does the average person have?
Answer:- One!
How many black beans will make five white ones?
Answer:- Five when peeled.