How does Yoda shave?
Answer:- With a laser-blade.
How far is it from March to June?
Answer:- A single spring.
How high would you have to count before you would use the letter A in the English language spelling of a whole number?
Answer:- One thousand.
How is an escaping prisoner like an airplane pilot?
Answer:- Both want safe flights.
How many birth days does the average person have?
Answer:- One!
How many black beans will make five white ones?
Answer:- Five when peeled.
How many cats are in a small room if in each of the four corners a cat is sitting, and opposite each cat there sit three cats, and a each cat's tail another is sitting?
Answer:- Four cats, each near a tail of a cat in an adjacent corner.
How many Easter eggs can you put into an empty basket?
Answer:- Only one, because after that it is no longer empty.
How many hairs are in a bunny rabbit's tail?
Answer:- None. They are all outside.
How many pluses should we put between the digits of 987,654,321 to get a total of 99, and where?
Answer:- (6) 9 + 8 + 7 + 6 + 5 + 43 + 21= 99
(7) 9 + 8 + 7 + 65 + 4 + 3 + 2 + 1= 99
How many three cent stamps are in a dozen?
Answer:- A dozen, although you probably said four.
How much will a 38° angle measure when looked at under a microscope that magnifies ten times?
Answer:- It will still be 38°.
How was the robot gorilla fixed?
Answer:- With a monkey wrench.