If a train was on its way to Florida and it tipped over, where would they bury the survivors?
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They wouldn't need to, the survivors are still alive!
If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?
Answer:- 64. The space that comes after the 64th spoke, would be just before the first spoke.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer:- Don't beat your head against a brick wall.
If I eat I live yet if I drink I die. What am I ?
Answer:- Fire.
If it is 1,800 kilometers to America, 1,200 kilometers to Japan, 2,400 kilometers to New Zealand, and 1,400 kilometers to Brazil-
How far is Morocco?
Answer:- The answer is 1,700 kilometers, as vowels in the countries' names are worth 300 kilometers and the consonats are worth 200 kilometers.
If it takes 3 people to dig 1 hole how many people does it takes for 1/2 an hole?
Answer:- You can't dig 1/2 an hole because once you begin to dig it is an hole.
If place 1 cake of soap on a pan of a scale and 3/4 cake of soap and a 3/4-pound weight on the other, the pans balance.
How much does a cake of soap weigh?
Answer:- Since 1/4 cake weighs 3/4 pound, and entire cake weighs 3 pounds.
If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?
Answer:- None. The rest of the crows flew away when they heard the gunshot.
If there is a Yellow house on Bluebird Lane, a Green house on Orange Street, a Pink house on Kitten Road, a Black house on Whitehorse Pike and a Purple house on Firebird hill, where is the White house?
Answer:- Washington, D.C.
If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?
Answer:- The same three cats would do. Since these three cats are averaging one mouse per minute, given 100 minutes, the cats could catch 100 mice.
If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days how many eggs does one peacock lay in four days?
Answer:- Peacocks don't lay eggs.
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Answer:- Hiss and Hers.
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Answer:- Four and five is nine.