What becomes wetter if more it dries?
Answer:- A Towel
What has hands but cannot clap?
Answer:- A clock.
What sort of goose can fight with snakes?
Answer:- The mongoose.
Which word is always pronounced wrong?
Answer:- wrong
What gets all around a backyard, yet never moves?
Answer:- A fence.
What give tastes better than it smells?
Answer:- A tongue
What have the French chef give his wife for Valentine Day?
Answer:- A hug and a quiche.
What is mine but only someone special can have?
Answer:- Heart
What would you call two birds in love?
Answer:- Tweet hearts.
I am not clothes but I cover your body, The more I am used, the thinner I grow. What am I?
Answer:- Bar of soap.
What would the iPhone say to the Macbook?
Answer:- You are the apple of my eye.
What happens if you fall in love with a French chef?
Answer:- You got buttered up!
You are in a Race You passed the person on the second place in what place are you now?
Answer:- If you think first place, the person in first place is still there.
The ancient invention allows people to see through walls? What am I?
Answer:- A Window