Wednesday,Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid and left. Tom and Joe didn't pay. Who did?
Answer:- Wednesday. The name of the third person in the group, not the day.
What 4 days in the week start with T?
Answer:- Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow
What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?
Answer:- Lounger.
What 7 letter word is spelled the same way backwards and forwards?
Answer:- Racecar.
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
Answer:- A river.
What always was, yet I can never be?
Answer:- Yesterday.
What animal is most likely to eat a relative?
Answer:- An ant-eater!
What animal is the best at baseball?
Answer:- A bat.
What animals would be the best at playing video games?
Answer:- An octopus.
What are ghost's favorite pants to wear?
Answer:- Boo-jeans.
What are the only 2 states that have their state name in their capital?
Answer:- Oklahoma City and Indianapolis.
What are the science teacher's favorite states?
Answer:- Solid, Liquid, Gas. The states of all matter.
What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Answer:- Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
What bird can be heard at mealtimes?
Answer:- A swallow.