What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
SEE ANSWER
Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
What bird can be heard at mealtimes?
Answer:- A swallow.
What body of water was named after a famous spy?
Answer:- James Pond.
What business is King Kong in?
Answer:- The Monkey Business.
What can be picked but not chosen?
Answer:- A nose.
What can climb mountains, cross streams, handle hundreds of feet each day, yet never moves? What is it?
Answer:- A trail!
What can hold water even though it has holes?
Answer:- A Sponge.
What can't be burned in fire, nor drowned in water?
Answer:- Ice.
What costs nothing but is worth everything, weighs nothing but lasts a lifetime, that one person can't own but two can share?
Answer:- Love. ❤️
What did Geronimo say when he jumped off the plane?
Answer:- ME!!!!!!
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
Answer:- Looks like rain dear.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
Answer:- I think I'm coming down with something.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer:- I'll meet you at the corner.
What did the dollar say to the four quarters?
Answer:- You've changed!
What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?
Answer:- "My pop is bigger than your pop".