What costs nothing but is worth everything, weighs nothing but lasts a lifetime, that one person can't own but two can share?
Answer:- Love. ❤️
What did Geronimo say when he jumped off the plane?
Answer:- ME!!!!!!
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
Answer:- Looks like rain dear.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
Answer:- I think I'm coming down with something.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer:- I'll meet you at the corner.
What did the dollar say to the four quarters?
Answer:- You've changed!
What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?
Answer:- "My pop is bigger than your pop".
What did the first casket say to the second casket?
Answer:- Is that you coffin?
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
Answer:- An onion ring.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Answer:- Between you and me, something smells.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Answer:- I'm not shore.
What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?
Answer:- "Poly wants a firecracker!"
What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?
Answer:- Roost beef.
What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
Answer:- The web is the trick and you are the treat.