What did the dollar say to the four quarters?
Answer:- You've changed!
What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?
Answer:- "My pop is bigger than your pop".
What did the first casket say to the second casket?
Answer:- Is that you coffin?
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
Answer:- An onion ring.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Answer:- Between you and me, something smells.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Answer:- I'm not shore.
What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?
Answer:- "Poly wants a firecracker!"
What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?
Answer:- Roost beef.
What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
Answer:- The web is the trick and you are the treat.
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
Answer:- 12 Months.
What did Tony the Tiger wear to bed?
Answer:- Paw-jamas
What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer:- Soul.
What do ants put on their pizza?
Answer:- Ant-chovies
What do cats call mice on a skateboard?
Answer:- Meals on wheels!