What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
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The web is the trick and you are the treat.
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
Answer:- 12 Months.
What did Tony the Tiger wear to bed?
Answer:- Paw-jamas
What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer:- Soul.
What do ants put on their pizza?
Answer:- Ant-chovies
What do cats call mice on a skateboard?
Answer:- Meals on wheels!
What do cheerleaders eat for breakfast?
Answer:- Cheer-eee-ohs!
What do elves do after school?
Answer:- Gnomework!
What do fathers sing in the shower?
Answer:- Pop.
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer:- Wipe their sheets.
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Answer:- Tea-shirts.
What do liars do after death?
Answer:- Lie still.
What do race car drivers eat for breakfast?
Answer:- Fast food.
What do Spanish speaking sheep say at Christmas time?
Answer:- Fleece Navidad.
What do spiders eat with their dinner?
Answer:- Corn on the cobweb.